i am a c
I am a C.
I am a C.H
I am a C.H.R.I.S.T.I.A.N
And I have C.H.R.I.S.T in my H.E.A.R.T
And I will L.I.V.E. E.T.E.R.N.A“double L”Y
I am a C.
I am a C.H
I am a C.H.R.I.S.T.I.A.N
And I have C.H.R.I.S.T in my H.E.A.R.T
And I will L.I.V.E. E.T.E.R.N.A“double L”Y
I am a C
I am a C.O
I am a C.O.M.M.I.E F.A.”double G” O.T
And I have L.E.N.I.N on my B.R.A.I.N
And I have S.T.A.L.I.N up my B.O.T.T.Y
C.O.M.M.I.E.F.A.”double G”.O.T (b.vox)
L.E.N.I.N
S.T.A.L.I.N
I am a C.H
I am a C.H.R.I.S.T.I.A.N
And I have C.H.R.I.S.T in my H.E.A.R.T
And I will L.I.V.E. E.T.E.R.N.A“double L”Y
I am a C.
I am a C.H
I am a C.H.R.I.S.T.I.A.N
And I have C.H.R.I.S.T in my H.E.A.R.T
And I will L.I.V.E. E.T.E.R.N.A“double L”Y
I am a C
I am a C.O
I am a C.O.M.M.I.E F.A.”double G” O.T
And I have L.E.N.I.N on my B.R.A.I.N
And I have S.T.A.L.I.N up my B.O.T.T.Y
C.O.M.M.I.E.F.A.”double G”.O.T (b.vox)
L.E.N.I.N
S.T.A.L.I.N
international anthem
Take your national flag and shove it up yer arse
How many crimes committed under that flag?
How much suffering inflicted on purpose has that flag seen since it first went up?
How much suffering inflicted on purpose has that flag seen …
since it first went up?
How many lies told under that flag?
How many lives sold under that flag?
How much earth burned under that flag?
How much fear learned under that flag?
How much cold violence under that flag?
And bitter silence under that flag?
How many men die under that flag?
How many women cry under that flag?
Take your fill of national pride
Keeping you warm inside
Are you ready for when history calls
Are you ready to accept it all?
How many crimes committed under that flag?
How much suffering inflicted on purpose has that flag seen since it first went up?
How much suffering inflicted on purpose has that flag seen …
since it first went up?
How many lies told under that flag?
How many lives sold under that flag?
How much earth burned under that flag?
How much fear learned under that flag?
How much cold violence under that flag?
And bitter silence under that flag?
How many men die under that flag?
How many women cry under that flag?
Take your fill of national pride
Keeping you warm inside
Are you ready for when history calls
Are you ready to accept it all?
like a politician
The noteworthy thing about my penis is not its size
It's slightly above average - i will not tell no lies
There's something else i can tell you gals n guys
Now loosen your sphincters - you're in for an average surprise
I can pee round corners if i choose
Watch out! I might get some on your shoes
I can pee into my mouth
If i try to pee east i end up peeing south
I sometimes pee sitting down
But this situation does not make me frown
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
And my friend Lucy's got loose labiaaaaaah
If she flaps them about she can fly so faaaaaaar
And Caucasian Carla's got a vagina that is broooown
I say it's the finest fanny in toooown
And whilst i sometimes find it hard to aiiiiim
I say no,no, no, no to body shame
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
It's slightly above average - i will not tell no lies
There's something else i can tell you gals n guys
Now loosen your sphincters - you're in for an average surprise
I can pee round corners if i choose
Watch out! I might get some on your shoes
I can pee into my mouth
If i try to pee east i end up peeing south
I sometimes pee sitting down
But this situation does not make me frown
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
And my friend Lucy's got loose labiaaaaaah
If she flaps them about she can fly so faaaaaaar
And Caucasian Carla's got a vagina that is broooown
I say it's the finest fanny in toooown
And whilst i sometimes find it hard to aiiiiim
I say no,no, no, no to body shame
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
I'm bent
Like a politician
Bent!
millionaire
Well you don't need that money - you're a millionaire
Other people need it more than you but you don't fucking care
Though it is not your fault that you were born with silver spoon
You're an adult now you better share some of it soon
Well you say you'll this country if we make you pay your tax
I'll drive you to the airport come on jump into the back
And you say your wealth is justified 'cos i twill trickle down
We'll only get a drop of gold if we melt the fucking crown
Fuck you - you're a millionaire
Fuck you- - you don't fucking care
Fuck you - your'e a millionaire
Fuck you - didn't dad teach you to share
You inherited that money - didn't earn it by yourself
If you shared some of it around it might help your mental health
You inherited that money didn't earn it on your own
But you drive right past the homeless as you leave your second home
There's a limit to what you can need to be truly content
But two homes aren't enough for you - you buy some more to rent
Accumulate, accumulate - that's all that you live for
But you can't take that money with you when you go through death's door
Accumulate, accumulate - that's all that you work for
But you evade inheritance tax so it won't go to the poor
Fuck you - you're a millionaire
Fuck you- - you don't fucking care
Fuck you - your'e a millionaire
Fuck you - didn't dad teach you to share
Your values are valueless if you're worth millions when you die
If you defend privilege without once asking why
You spent your life at banquets and just left us with the crumbs
"Charitable donations" when the tax man comes
You point to your philanthropy to show how much you care
When a generous lump sum's needed the millionaire is there
The system that enriches you is the one that inflicts this need
You play the hero with the bandage when the wounds begin to bleed
Fuck you - we don't need your charity
Fuck you - we demand equality
Fuck you - if you really cared
Fuck you - you wouldn't be a millionaire
Other people need it more than you but you don't fucking care
Though it is not your fault that you were born with silver spoon
You're an adult now you better share some of it soon
Well you say you'll this country if we make you pay your tax
I'll drive you to the airport come on jump into the back
And you say your wealth is justified 'cos i twill trickle down
We'll only get a drop of gold if we melt the fucking crown
Fuck you - you're a millionaire
Fuck you- - you don't fucking care
Fuck you - your'e a millionaire
Fuck you - didn't dad teach you to share
You inherited that money - didn't earn it by yourself
If you shared some of it around it might help your mental health
You inherited that money didn't earn it on your own
But you drive right past the homeless as you leave your second home
There's a limit to what you can need to be truly content
But two homes aren't enough for you - you buy some more to rent
Accumulate, accumulate - that's all that you live for
But you can't take that money with you when you go through death's door
Accumulate, accumulate - that's all that you work for
But you evade inheritance tax so it won't go to the poor
Fuck you - you're a millionaire
Fuck you- - you don't fucking care
Fuck you - your'e a millionaire
Fuck you - didn't dad teach you to share
Your values are valueless if you're worth millions when you die
If you defend privilege without once asking why
You spent your life at banquets and just left us with the crumbs
"Charitable donations" when the tax man comes
You point to your philanthropy to show how much you care
When a generous lump sum's needed the millionaire is there
The system that enriches you is the one that inflicts this need
You play the hero with the bandage when the wounds begin to bleed
Fuck you - we don't need your charity
Fuck you - we demand equality
Fuck you - if you really cared
Fuck you - you wouldn't be a millionaire
O2
O2 - i want to go to, i want to go to the O2
I want to go to, the O2,
I want to go to, i want to go...
And listen to your music
Til i feel too sick
Oh where is Carling - Carling my Darling?
You have betrayed me - raped me and flayed me
Now i need to hop, hop, hop
To the Body Shop, shop, shop
And rub Wild Cherry Body Butter into my wounds
Then i may learn to love you too
O2 i want to go to, i want to go to the O2
I want to go to, the O2, i want to go to the Body Shop too
And rub Jojoba Hydrating Powder into my wounds
Then i may learn to love U2
Oh no - here comes Bono
Oh no - what a [insert insult of choice]
He thinks he's Jesus resurrected
Real music is rejected at the
O2 i want to go to, i want to go to the O2
I want to go to the O2 do you you want to go too?
Do you want to go? NO!
O2 - don't want to go to, don't want to go to
Don't want to go
Don't want to go to the O2
Don't want to go to
Don't want to go to the O2
Because it's shite
I want to go to, the O2,
I want to go to, i want to go...
And listen to your music
Til i feel too sick
Oh where is Carling - Carling my Darling?
You have betrayed me - raped me and flayed me
Now i need to hop, hop, hop
To the Body Shop, shop, shop
And rub Wild Cherry Body Butter into my wounds
Then i may learn to love you too
O2 i want to go to, i want to go to the O2
I want to go to, the O2, i want to go to the Body Shop too
And rub Jojoba Hydrating Powder into my wounds
Then i may learn to love U2
Oh no - here comes Bono
Oh no - what a [insert insult of choice]
He thinks he's Jesus resurrected
Real music is rejected at the
O2 i want to go to, i want to go to the O2
I want to go to the O2 do you you want to go too?
Do you want to go? NO!
O2 - don't want to go to, don't want to go to
Don't want to go
Don't want to go to the O2
Don't want to go to
Don't want to go to the O2
Because it's shite