JEREMY  HUNT

Jeremy ​Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy 
​What a total Jeremy Hunt

Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Hunt
To be brutal and quite blunt
You're a piece of excrement
A repugnant rat-faced runt
With your game of political chess
By means of strife and stealth
To remake the NHS as a privilege of private wealth
Quoting weekend mortality rates out of context to excoriate
This jewel of the welfare state and flog it to your fat cat mates

Nicky Campbell called you Jeremy C (U N T )
Live on the BBC
Quite inadvertently
But with admirable accuracy
A nominative analyst
Might very well insist
There's a reason your last name
Fits the rhyming frame
For a word that does persist
Whose use as feminists
We firmly must resist
But we think you get the gist

You're a Hunt You're a Hunt​ You're a Hunt​ You're a Hunt

Oh Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Hunt
To be brutal and quite blunt
You're a piece of excrement
A repugnant rat-faced runt
With your game of political chess
By means of strife and stealth
To remake the NHS as a privilege of private wealth
Quoting weekend mortality rates out of context to excoriate
This jewel of the welfare state and flog it to your fat cat mates

Continue in this vein
Content to play your sordid game
Contumely and shame
And contempt upon your head will rain

Oh Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Hunt
To be brutal and quite blunt
You're a piece of excrement
A repugnant rat-faced runt
Oh Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Hunt
To be brutal and quite blunt
You're a piece of excrement
What a total Jeremy Hunt