OLD MAD DONALD

Old Mad Donald's got no charm  (E-I-E-I-O)
He's given us cause for alarm (E-I-E-I-O)
Old Mad Donald’s got not charm (E-I-E-I-O)

Old Mad Donald women hates (E-I-E-I-O)
Misogyny he advocates (E-I-E-I-O)
With a grope-grope here And a grope-grope there
Here a grope there a grope everywhere a grope-grope
Old Mad Donald’s full of hate (E-I-E-I-O)

Old Mad Donald’s dodgy friends (E-I-E-I-O)
With Vladimir Putin he’s made amends (E-I-E-I-O)
With a bomb-bomb here and a bomb-bomb there
Here a bomb, there a bomb, everywhere a bomb-bomb
Old Mad Donald’s got no friends (E-I-E-I-O)

Old Mad Donald’s great big wall (E-I-E-I-O)
It’ll be a hundred metres tall (E-I-E-I-O)
With a ladder here and a tunnel there
There’ll still be Mexicans everywhere Old Mad Donald is a fool (Viva Mexico!)

Old Mad Donald - CO2 - (E-I-E-I-O)
Let me introduce carbon to you (E-I-E-I-O)
With a pipeline here and a pipeline there
If there's an oil spill he just won't care
Old Mad Donald - CO2 - (E-I-E-I-O)

Old Mad Donald is a loon (E-I-E-I-A)
Let’s hope someone shoots him soon (E-I-E-I-A)
With a bang-bang here and a bang-bang there
There are bang- bang bullets flying everywhere
Coz Old Mad Donald’s President of the USA.