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You've travelled all around the world 
You've tried all the finest wines 
You've read all the greatest books 
And you're still a fucking moron

I saw you walking in the park 
And it was getting pretty dark 
Your face looked like that of a shark ah-ooh

And there was no one else around 
Another face could not be found 
So i kicked you in the balls ah-ooh

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You went to English "Public" school 
You did not follow all da rule 
Your headmaster he was not cool ao-ooh

You were a young entrepeneur 
When you needed money daddy sent you more 
You pile your banknotes in an isle off-shore ah-ooh

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